What my sign says

i got this from 死penguin's blog

Show me the upstanding citizen whose "rightness" and probity put every other sign to shame and I will show you a Virgo. No other sign of the occidental horoscope system (except at times the Capricorn) has such a well-developed sense of what is proper and meet in any situation. The Virgo is clear-thinking and almost never misses the mark. Virgo is logical, analytical and keeps a cool head.

HA! there you go. I m a fucking logical genius.

Virgos are not coldhearted or indifferent.

negative. i m a jackass

They are loving and even slightly grasping about their love objects. Virgos are both sensual and gentle people.

OKAY~~~so i might be that tiniest bit loving

But what is so peculiar to Virgos is their ability to penetrate the fog of subjective thinking that surrounds emotion-laden situations. Run up to a Virgo and cry, "My house is ablaze! My children are inside! Help! Do something!" The Virgo: "Where do you keep your ladder?" Practical and down-to-earth, the Virgo can be looked to by almost any of the rest of us hysterics to keep calm and do the right thing.

DUH??? of course....or wad? erm like, where's my cheese?

Because Virgo people are methodical, they enjoy living in organized and pleasantly decorated surroundings. They are concerned with precision and enjoy keeping order. Meticulous to a fault, Virgo has to struggle to accept untidiness. Virgo eschews mess.

yes..i struggle..but i m still untidy. fuck tidy den

Often people in high positions in industry turn out to be born under the sign of Virgo. In power, however, Virgos sometimes have trouble getting along with their coworkers. They have difficulty communicating their displeasure without being biting and critical. If a Virgo boss thinks John acted badly at the office party, he may call him on the carpet, saying something like "John, you acted like a perfect idiot last Friday night. This behavior of yours is pathological. You had seventeen Scotches." Diplomatic, Virgos are not. But their ability to analyze complex situations is at the least astute.

Ah ha. yes. i would definitely say that.

Virgos are gifted for art appreciation and are very often creative. They have good taste and know how to judge fine quality. Often Virgos have collections of delicate antiques or precision instruments. They know how to take care of things and can be trusted to return borrowed items.

OK,who's things have i not return HUH HUH HUH? see. its true.

In the shortcoming department, Virgos may like to gamble, try drugs or dabble in the seamier sides of life. Virgos can become addicts and near-residents of casinos. Drugs have a sedative effect on them. A desire to alter Virgo's rigid consciousness? A need to vacate? La nostalgie de la boue? Whatever. Virgos must be on guard against self-destructive tendencies.

Yes, i like gambling. but on the decisions...okay maybe some real gambling too. but dabble in drugs??? NEVER.i m a food addict. shut up.

Virgos can be terrible snobs. For some reason, Virgos often think themselves separate and not-so-equal beings in relation to the rest of the world. They like to have "important" friends and tend to stick up their noses at "trashy" people. Perhaps, as Virgos are so orderly, anybody slightly less exacting seems beneath them. In any case, I always feel that Virgos need a good tickle. They are a bit on the stiff side and could stand to have a turquoise popsicle melted over their heads.

yes. i cant stand ugliness, i hate twits. I M SNOBBISH. i know, i just dun wanna face it. HAPPY? if i type anymore, i might anger a few people >.>

Positive Traits
Lucidity : easily understood [i know]
Practicality : mindful of the results, usefulness, advantages or disadvantages
[i like makin use of things]
Discrimination :treatment or consideration of, or making a distinction in favor of or against
service :an act of helpful activity
[i m a loan shark who doesn charge interest,does that count?]
Courtesy :a courteous, respectful, or considerate act or expression.
[only to new friends and suppliers i wana work with]
Decorum : dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc.
[i have to agree with this one. i m a narcarsist]

Negative Traits
Nit-picking :To be concerned with or find fault with insignificant details
[yes, i always nitpick]
Meticulousness :taking or showing extreme care about minute details [would you be responsible if something screws up?]
negativism :a negative or pessimistic attitude.
[bloody optimistic attitude gets you into deep shit]
snobbery :snobbish character, conduct, trait, or act. [big deal *rolls eyes* see i m snobbish]

crankiness :ill-tempered [correction:violent mood swings]
reserve :to keep for oneself. [yes, i hate co-operating >.>]


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